I got bored with 'things that annoy me'. Only got to 10, haha. Haven't logged onto da in too long, so I thought update this. But whatever with? Of course, I can't use it like a normal journal, that would be silly. Instead, I shall fill this space with a profound thought I thunk a couple of weeks ago.

Dogs must think that their owners all really love the toilet, and all want to claim ownership of it for themselves. Think about it. The secondary function for canine urination (secindary to just emptying the bladder, of course) is to mark territory, as their pee smells of them and effectively sends out a message saying 'this tree stump/car tyre/person's leg belongs to me. Paws off'. Most of us prefer to relieve ourselves in the toilet rather than a tree stump/car tyre/person's leg, so surely they must think we're all doing it in the same place to contest ownership of the toilet.

This is good for me. For some reason I have a pathetic bladder and have to pee a lot during a day. Therefore, victory is mine, and I claim ownership of the family toilet. My dogs must really look up to me.

Is this thought one of genius? Or just weird? You tell me.




Oh, and another thought: why do some people call pizzas pies?! How is a pizza a pie?!?!