Dogs must think that their owners all really love the toilet, and all want to claim ownership of it for themselves. Think about it. The secondary function for canine urination (secindary to just emptying the bladder, of course) is to mark territory, as their pee smells of them and effectively sends out a message saying 'this tree stump/car tyre/person's leg belongs to me. Paws off'. Most of us prefer to relieve ourselves in the toilet rather than a tree stump/car tyre/person's leg, so surely they must think we're all doing it in the same place to contest ownership of the toilet.
This is good for me. For some reason I have a pathetic bladder and have to pee a lot during a day. Therefore, victory is mine, and I claim ownership of the family toilet. My dogs must really look up to me.
Is this thought one of genius? Or just weird? You tell me.
Oh, and another thought: why do some people call pizzas pies?! How is a pizza a pie?!?!








hope everythings fineee with youuuuuuuuuu
--
--
Questions raced through my mind.
I was broken, and lost.
No trace of memory or thought.
I stood for nothing.
Nothing stood for me.
It was all just a mere memory.
My friend was trying to say monkey fish the other day and said "Funky Mish" instead.
Also, my live Journal is called Funky_Mish.
*giggles* what a marvelous co-incidence.
--
This is my signature here. I'm supposed to put in some poetic, witty, generally intresting triva here. But to be honnest. I really can't be bothered.
--
spangled eccentricity
[link]
--
spangled eccentricity
[link]
I love you
--
spangled eccentricity
[link]
xxxx
--
xx.jadey.
--
Du bist meine perfekte droge...
--
xx.jadey.
Previous Page12345...Next Page