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I got bored with 'things that annoy me'. Only got to 10, haha. Haven't logged onto da in too long, so I thought update this. But whatever with? Of course, I can't use it like a normal journal, that would be silly. Instead, I shall fill this space with a profound thought I thunk a couple of weeks ago.

Dogs must think that their owners all really love the toilet, and all want to claim ownership of it for themselves. Think about it. The secondary function for canine urination (secindary to just emptying the bladder, of course) is to mark territory, as their pee smells of them and effectively sends out a message saying 'this tree stump/car tyre/person's leg belongs to me. Paws off'. Most of us prefer to relieve ourselves in the toilet rather than a tree stump/car tyre/person's leg, so surely they must think we're all doing it in the same place to contest ownership of the toilet.

This is good for me. For some reason I have a pathetic bladder and have to pee a lot during a day. Therefore, victory is mine, and I claim ownership of the family toilet. My dogs must really look up to me.

Is this thought one of genius? Or just weird? You tell me.




Oh, and another thought: why do some people call pizzas pies?! How is a pizza a pie?!?!
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: My Mind
  • Drinking: Too much, apparently

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  • Current Residence: Longparish, Hampshire
  • Interests: internet, gaming, crouchjump, second life
  • Favourite movie: 300
  • Favourite band or musician: The Who
  • Favourite genre of music: it seems industrial, old rock and acoustic/piano :)
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Winamp
  • Wallpaper of choice: A 300 one atm
  • Skin of choice: Azenis
  • Favourite game: Counter-Strike: Source
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bender :)
  • Personal Quote: I don't care what you think, unless you think what I want you to think. In which case I do care

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~Ikth Jul 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
i know you don't really update anymore but dA tells me that you logged on a couple days ago ;) so i was just wondering, as one of your watchers, if you could do me a favour by having a look at my latest journal and suggesting an idea for me to try out.

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i'm really just looking to improve my art and get back into the sketching habit by taking people's picture requests :) it would help a looooot.
ty in advance :D


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:iconzephirine:
Mishi!!! LOL i found you by accident...its E. lmao
hope everythings fineee with youuuuuuuuuu

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I was broken, and lost.
No trace of memory or thought.
I stood for nothing.
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*Nightiingale Feb 10, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Holy Crap ha ha. You're called Funky-Mish.

My friend was trying to say monkey fish the other day and said "Funky Mish" instead.

Also, my live Journal is called Funky_Mish.

*giggles* what a marvelous co-incidence.

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:iconstare1988:
Hey I really like your pixel art! do you mind checking my pixel art? I'd like to take an advice from a great artist like yourself..Thanks! :)
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*hug*

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:iconeb-guin:
<3 you are hearted muchly <3

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:iconeb-guin:
see you soon bambino

I love you

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:iconjadeywadey:
WILL THE HOUSE! Dudeeee. I've been deprived of your company for ageeeeees now. How have you been? We must meet up and cause havoc in Barton Stacey sometime.
xxxx

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:iconfunky-mish:
Yes. This is right. Dele-Himself says he wants to bum you.

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